Monday, October 21, 2024

Spiders

A close-up of a spider

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 I live with spiders.  I used to live with a husband.  Now I live with spiders.  And other critters.  They seem to know that the critter killer moved out, and so they moved in.

 

Everyday I spy a long-legger or two in a corner or two, or I walk through a web or two, or may even feel a crawl on my leg.  Eww!  Do I screech?  Don’t you hear me?

 

This summer I caught a leaping frog across the bedroom floor.  Last night I almost stepped on a lizard.  This is when the screeches elevate to full-on yells.  Then, I walk around the house with a flashlight, check under my bed sheets for… bedbugs?, and scratch my head for no real reason.  I am creeped out!

 

It used to be that the creeped-out-yell would summons the critter killer.  Quickly.  But he is off duty, which means I have been promoted.  I hate this role.  It takes guts, that I don’t have, and don’t even want.

 

I dread the day I see a mouse.  That may be the end of me.  Please pray that a miracle critter killer will show up and do the job and spare my life.  In the name of Jesus, please pray against mice.

 

Until then, and prayerfully never, I live with spiders. 

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