Hose

New hose day.

Actually it's the 2nd new hose day because the first new hose was the wrong hose.  I thought I ordered a water hose.  I didn't.  I'm a goof ball.

Return.  Reorder.

Second new hose day.

Looks like the right hose.  Acts like the right hose.  It doesn't fit.  Wrong hose.  I'm a goof ball.

But then, then he insists it fits, that hose fittings are standard.  Well, I say, I spent 10 minutes getting it to fit.  It didn't fit.  And then, then he comes and screws the hose in the faucet.  10 seconds.  I'm a legitimate goof ball.

You know when you can't get the email to send?  The email button doesn't light up to click?  And then, then Mr. IT comes and prompts you to put an address in the address field?  That kind of goof ball. 

I didn't even mention the pressure washer goofs.  Like turn the faucet on.  Pull the choke out.  I'm just highlighting water hose goofs.   

About the time I get the hang of not-my-jobs, goof ballitis takes over.  

Yikes.  Yikes because I need another new hose.