Bananas

 

Never eat a whole banana.  Always cut it in two.  Eat half.  Share the other half with your husband.  That's the rule.

Doesn't everybody know that?

Learn this rule shortly after your honeymoon.  Or before.  Learn it by observing your husband knifing the banana and handing half to you.  Every time.  Eat your halves together.  If you need a whole banana, request another half.  This is how it's done.  

If you're new to marriage, consider this wise counsel in the nick of time.  If you're not married yet, things are about to go well for you..  If you're no longer married, well, this is an adjustment.  

You'll still cut the banana in two.  You'll still eat half.  But then... you'll just go ahead and eat the other half.  It will feel really weird.  You'll get used to it.  Hopefully.  And maybe someday, you'll just eye the knife, peel the banana and eat the entire thing at once.  Imagine it! 

Because life with bananas and without a husband is... bananas.